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We're actually a pretty okay generation to be honest. We are cool headed, easy to talk to, and pretty open minded. Yes, we have our flaws. Sure, we may not be QUITE as outdoorsy as the baby boomers were growing up, but I know for fact that we, along with Gen X, were a hell of a lot LESS ridiculously rebellious than the baby boomers were.

They complain that we're not even as politically engaged as we should be... unless, of course, we unquestioningly agree with all their politics. And yet we get shit for that as well. Too liberal, yet not political enough? Dafuq lol? Not to mention that politics in general is a very trashy, childish field designed for people who couldn't make something productive out of their lives.

That definition by Mr. SnowmanPants is utter bull. We lack common life skills and hardware? Then PLEASE tell me why older generations like Boomers keep bitching about the top engineering and tech companies like Google hiring us in droves and pushing out baby boomers?

And most importantly, why do we constantly need to even be labeled this much in the first place?
Mark Zuckerburg anyone? Millennial, creator and engineer of Facebook, one of the greatest communication networks of today? And contrary to popular beliefs, no we do not just live in our parents house forever. We just stay there until we're financially independent, which is hard to be in this economy (thanks Baby Boomers).

No, millennials are not perfect. But we certainly don't deserve the ten kinds of shit that Baby Boomers LOVE to talk about us without even stopping to take a very good critical look at themselves. It's kind of amazing how jackassed they can be when you think about it :)
by SomewhatOfALibertarian September 1, 2016
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millennial exit

a situation in where the millennial wishes goodnight upon their chatmate, ending the conversation. unbeknownst to the millennial, this is an outdated protocol harboring extreme embarrassment and shame.
annie: Oh and thanks for that movie recommendation, I loved it!
ray: Annie I am sleepy, bye and goodnight.
annie: Ha-ha you pathetic motherfucker, did you just pull a millennial exit on me? That's not how the youngsters say goodbye! You could have just not replied. I hate you and we will never speak again.
by zoomba33 June 27, 2023
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Millennial

(Derogatory Term)

Someone who just wants to die but copes with it by posting bad "Memes"
Someone: "Dan never gets out of bed or takes a shower. He's on the internet all day! He is such a Millennial. FIX MY COMPUTER DAN!"

Dan: "Sigh"
by DepressoEspresso August 31, 2018
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Millen

1. A person who is inept for a job, but not fired at all.

Origin: The 2001-present Lions President Matt Millen.
Tommy: You peed in the deep frier, and didn't get fired from McDonalds?! You're a total Millen!

Billy: Yeah, I know!
by Adam "The Bobcat" December 25, 2005
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millennials

New managers
Millennials know everything and think they are the boss after being on the job for a few months
by Faceeater33 April 15, 2019
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Millennium Force

The greatest roller coaster on the face of this planet until a 500 foot roller coaster will set foot on this planet.
I nearly pissed my pants when I first rode Millennium Force at age 7.
by topthrilldragster220 January 10, 2006
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Millennium Train

EDI Rail built the Millennium Train for use in the Sydney rail network. Sydney was promised something special and special it was.

If the people of Sydney in 1988 thought the Tangara was the ultimate in train technology they were in for a pleasant surprise when the Millennium Train arrived. It had all the bells and whistles.

Unfortunately the people running the show, and directly one MP Michael Costa who was the transport minister of the day, they all got cold feet after a few major delays. Like the Tangara in 1988, in 2003 and beyond this was a very complex train that required expert gentle hands.

With thousands of staff to be trained it was a tall order to expect every member of staff would have it down perfect from day one. Yet at the time the minister was told. We will make it work.

With no improvements the minister said, dumb this train down.

A question that demands an honest answer is.
Why did EDI not painted Mr Costas picture on the front of the train?

Back to the serious business. EDI must have made it clear that dummying down is stepping backwards. Not to be seen as getting it wrong MP Costa showed them about stepping backwards. He cancelled the contract.

MP Costa had all Millennium trains moved to a less critical south lines where delays dont make the daily news papers.

If the Millennium Train was a bit of an embarrassment, more is just around the corner.

In a few years, coming to a station near you, a new project called the PPP train.
Public, Private Partnership. Dont wait up as like the previous trains, the people in power refuse to acknowledge they could have it wrong.

Sounds like a familiar tune that they are playing.
(Q)
How can you turn a modern train, such as the Millennium Train into a joke.

(A)
Ask the NSW transport minister.
by Railways January 15, 2008
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