Micropotato

The microscopic potatos found in our air I swear it's real shut up i'm not crazy it's science

1: I swear there are potatos on this scope slide
2: this is a science class godamn it nathan
1:Micropotato. Seriously.

by Hornist9033 June 30, 2016

microshit fanboy

A person who is obsessed with Windows 10, earlier Windows versions, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Ranting in his Zoom meeting how Windows 10 is the best operating system ever*
Person 2: Look at that microshit fanboy! He keeps on ranting about some fucking operating system

by sd8322 June 4, 2021

Microsoft paint

The act of getting ejaculate on your screen while watching porn.

My girl wasn’t putting out and I now I have to clean up my Microsoft paint.

by Icenips September 28, 2022

Microsoft Excel

An app created from the 7th circle of Hell. It promises that it acts as an easy-to-use, readily accessible spreadsheet manipulator.

But in reality it slowly rips whatever thin layers of sanity and patience you have left, away... and offers no easy way out.

Past: Et tu Microsoft Excel?
Present: Microsoft Excel is like a keyring with a thousand different keys on it, but only one of the key's open the one lock on one fucking door.
Future: Microsoft Excel?! Oh It is an ancient evil we dare not speak of! For fear of waking the monster beyond the Gates... we must remain silent, yet wary.

by maimed monkey May 11, 2020

microsoft

A company that has created an operating system that'll eventually follow in the footsteps of VIKI on I, Robot. It'll first take your memory so you can't do anything without a 5 minute wait, then it'll procced to piss you off with error messages.

Person: Where has all my memory gone?
Windows XXP: I have removed it for you own safty, please remain calm.
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Bill Gates cackles away evily in his office*

by Random Idiot September 16, 2005

Microsith

The ultimate evil. Combining The mass conglomerate of microsoft with the evil of the sith teachings.

Your almost as evil as Microsith.

by Aarcow April 1, 2003

Microsoft Paint masterpiece

An oxymoron used in urbandictionary.com's suggestion for non-copyrighted material to upload.

"Don't upload copyrighted content - send a drawing, a Microsoft Paint masterpiece, or a photo you took"

by ~The Nameless One~ May 28, 2005