Microplaylisting

When your music is on shuffle but you change the play order for maximum awesomeness

'Hey, You made any playlists?'

'Nah. I'm more into microplaylisting'

by Hamish27 June 8, 2016

Microphallaphobia

Fear of small penises

She abruptly left her one night stand after uncovering the tiny dick. She has some serious microphallaphobia.

by Maryrose March 16, 2017

Micropenis

Medical term for a small penis. Also description of a man's behaviour that is caused by this ailment

Andrew is behaving like a micropenis.

by ms76 December 31, 2019

Micropenisism

A very sad disease that morons get, their PP shrinks to the point where their already 1-inch PP is microscopic

Aiden: Bro, I heard that Alex has Micropenisism!

Everyone else: F

by PP Forest God November 8, 2020

Micropenisism

A very sad disease that morons get, their PP shrinks to the point where their already 1-inch PP is microscopic

Aiden: Bro, I heard that Alex has Micropenisism!

Everyone else: F

by PP Forest God November 8, 2020

microphone muncher

A person who makes lots of noise when talking with a microphone, so much so that it sounds as if they are munching on the microphone as they talk

Bob: oi what's that noise when u talk it's like earrape

Steve: Bob, he's a microphone muncher.

by isubmittedawordthatwillberejec September 15, 2021

Inappropriate Microphone

A old man's dangling penis. It's very gross. like, eww.

Guy: Dude, that old man's pants were way too high!

Chick: I know! I saw his inappropriate microphone!

Guy: Right! That was sick, man.

by S h a d o w -P h l u f f August 27, 2010