Mecrophilia

people who get high on devils lettuce and want some Asian buns roasted(steamed) pronto

i totally want to do mecrophilia tonight

by mr. handle January 2, 2019

Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.

Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war

by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020

microphallusing

The act of a manager or supervisor micromanaging your work utilizing "small-dick energy". Micromanagement with an overt sarcasm, ego and know-it-all attitude. This word emphasizes double entendre utilizing the root term "microphallus" and structured to resemble "micromanaging".

Employee 1: "Watchout, that dickhead Mr. B is coming around the office microphallusing again. He really just tried to mansplain simple grade school math to me."
Employee 2: "Yeah, fuck this, i'm going on break early. I'll be back in a week."

by JonSevastra May 11, 2021

microphone ii

microphone is from an object show called inanimate insanity that I will go insane for

someone: what's your opinion on m-
me: BARK BARK BARK I LOVE MICROPHONE II SHES SO HOT BARK

by rullski June 2, 2023

Marcophile

Being extremely stupid and brain dead.

Dang that kid is a Marcophile.

by Mathewlov3slittleboys January 31, 2024

Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is a person that will talk all kinds of smack over a Microphone. Because they are too cowardly to say it to your face. This is common in Gaming & Telephone conversation.

1. Man, I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I called this dude to confront him and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior." When I told him where I'd be and to come talk shit to my face he never showed up.

by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024

Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is somebody that will talk all kinds of smack through a gaming headset or a telephone. But doesn't have the balls to say it to your face.

1. I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I confronted this dude over the phone and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior". When I told him where he could find me and that I'll be waiting he never showed.

by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024