Mickey Mouse Tattoo

(Noun) A tattoo of poor quality. Examples include
- Jailhouse or kitchen tattoos
- Tattoos drawn by inexperienced or non-professional artist.
- Tattoos of a nonsensical subject matter, the example from which the term is derived.
- Poorly placed tattoos
- Tattoos that remain outlines or incomplete

“That idiot was covered head to toe in Mickey Mouse Tattoos.”

by RickyDavid September 3, 2018

Mickey Mouse Cheese

Large quantities of money

Guy 1: Hey I just got Mickey Mouse cheese

Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: Dealing cocaine

by Wallace the ballest November 14, 2013

mickey mouse show

A scenario which lacks organization and or structure. adhering to no rhyme or reason with a mass lack of information by all participating parties.

The servers went down at work today!Everyone panicked and had no idea what to do!It was a complete mickey mouse show!

by AnnoDelux February 5, 2012

Mickey Mouse Stream

A alex quackity stream

George: "hey guys!"
Karl, Dream, Sapnap: "hey!"
Quackity: "hey!"
......

Everyone: Mickey Mouse Stream

by mickey mouse follower April 14, 2021

Mickey Mouse bullshit

A phrase used to describe anything irritating or meaningless, or just a stupid-ass comeback

Jim: Hey man, how's it going? I need you to raise and edit the financial budgets, get the wages going, and also our caffeine is out of stock, as well as monitoring the computers for possible transact-
Me: Yeah, whatever I ain't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit, I'm out fucker. *Grabs Harold and shoves him out of the window, falling out with him*

Timothy: Man, you're stupid for not knowing question 6.
Aanshi: Well you're a pile of Mickey Mouse bullshit.

by D-stroyer May 3, 2021

Mickey Mouse problem

An example that illustrates a solution but is not actually accuate or proof of the theory.

"2 x 2 = 4 and 2 + 2 = 4, therefore multiplication is the same thing as addition."

Even though 2 x2 DOES equal 4, it is a solution that just happens to fit but is not proof that multiplication is the same thing as addition, since multiplying two values usually results in a figure much different than adding those two values (such as 2 x 20 = 40, but 2 + 20 = 22).

Usage: "No sorry, that doesn't prove anything. That's just a Mickey Mouse problem."

by Venus Libertina November 12, 2010

Mickey Mouse FC

The purple clad MLS team that plays in a quaint little stadium in Orlando that has serious penis envy over Mercedes Benz stadium. Bless their hearts. #OrlandoisNotTheSouth

Mickey Mouse FC has no chance of making the playoffs this year. Bless their hearts.

by PJ1000 July 29, 2017