Muff jacket

An item of apparel (eg. underwear) designed for either warming &/or covering the entirety or majority of a woman's muff (vagina, pussy, beef curtains, etc.).

"Just remember girls, no muff jacket's in the hot tub".

"May I remove your muff jacket with my teeth?"

"Hey Bucky, is that new muff jacket adequately warming your vagina?"

by Muffjacket May 23, 2013

Muffalufagus

Sex position. Performed by a female on an unsuspecting sleeping sex partner, usually In retaliation for an equally disturbingand popular sex position known as the Snuffalufagus. Although very similar in execution and delivery, subtle differences create very distinguishible outcomes. In order for the male to perform the Snuffalufagus properly he hovers his hairy ass with penis tucked down between his legs over sleeping partner's face, when ready he simply starts singing loudly and tickling her hard " can you tell me how to get , how to get to Sesame street. She will awake disoriented and delighted as she dreamily gets to meet her favorite hairy trunked muppet. Moments later delight turns to disgust as she realize's she is only inches away from his hairy ass and penis.

When performing the muffilufigusthe female yells out phenomina and grabs his junk while hovering her ass over his face. If performed properly he will inadvertently Big Bird her muffilufigus, sitting up quickly banging his beak into her muffilufigus.

Man I really brought back some old memories playing around last night when I muffalufagused my man.

by anonymous February 23, 2018

Muff Snuff

When you open up a vagina and put your nose in it and give a big whiff

I total gave her a muff snuff last night

by MoonCricket69 July 27, 2018

Muff Dander

Dandruff of the Muff. Dead skin cells resulting from dry skin in or around the Muff area.

I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.

by HarpCity January 25, 2019

Muff Dynasty

Basically a trifecta of pussy, parliament cigarettes, and pre pubesant kids who like to lick the bick and get down and dirty with a pair of rust scissors

Wow Kate must be a part of muff dynasty with that kind of lady monger

by Beewizz April 14, 2019

Harry muff

A nasty old womans pussy that smells like a landfill. Or it's your uncle's josephs herrmafidite fat ass that has a hooker for a wife.

When you fuck a woman with a harry muff your kid will look like alien. #corea

by Pudvah July 6, 2018

Clouded by Muff

When a man is so overcome by the sweet taste of pussy(s), or the possibility of tasting pussy(s), that all rational thought is discarded in the pursuit of that pussy(s).

John: "What the fuck was Bart thinking shagging that butt-ugly fat-bird last night? Man she made me wanna spew!"

Mike: "Who knows dude, he was probably clouded by muff"

by Movershaker August 27, 2008