pinned to the mat

The lethargic almost comatose-like state you are in after ingesting too much Klonopin (prescription tranquilizer). The word pinned obviously derived from KlonoPIN.

Darren took one look at me and he could tell that I was totally PINNED TO THE MAT.

by Barbiegirl007 May 30, 2006

mouse mat

A hairy bush of a vagina with a tampon string hanging out of it, or possibly dangling in the wind.

Man, I was gonna munch that puss 'til I realized it was a mouse mat.

by george pooney April 3, 2008

beer mat

A drip mat placed under a glass of beer.

I can't find my beer mat.

by rhatta November 24, 2003

Dirty Mat

When a male (typically from Moncton) grabs your ass and proceeds to spin you around like a WWE wrestler. He then proceeds to drink your cum juice that was squirted out when you were spinning.

I performed a Dirty Mat on Edward yesterday.

by yeatbeat123 March 9, 2020

Mat Sav

Someone who is not loved by anyone and will spend the rest of their life with their cat

You wasteman, you're such a Mat Sav

by Luke123 December 14, 2008

Mat K

it means a man originated from Kelantan (a state in Malaysia), they love to help their own people rather than other people from other states. So, they are hated by most people. Mat K is short form for 'Mat Kelantan' or Mr. Kelantan. In addition, they are also regarded as low caste people.

"Hoi, Mat K. Mu nok gi mano? Burit mu!"
Translation: Hey, Mat K. Where are you going? Fuck you!

"Gile ahh....Eh, Mat K..brek kau dah elok belum?"
Translation: Crazy...Hey, Mat K...have you repair your brake?

"Woi Mat K. Nape nape nape???!?!!!!"
Translation: Hey Mat K. Why why why????!!!!

by joengang March 21, 2010

JO mat.

"Jack off material" - Usually used when one sees a very hot woman/man.

Yeah broskie, Angelina Jolie is def JO mat. in that movie.

by Jayeffz August 14, 2010