Masterater

A person who rates themselves with five star reviews on Google or Yelp using fake accounts, or using accounts of friends or famiky to rehabilitate their poor reputation.

There were so many reviews on Google that gave the Razo, the manager, 5- stars, that it had to be Razo, acting as a masterater to deceive the public.

by jocklondon February 21, 2024

hate masterbate

When you’re mad at your significant other and you go off privately to masterbate. During this particular masturbation you think about your significant other and why you’re mad at them.

Julie forgot to buy a gift for our anniversary, so I hate masterbated.

by phantomofthedictionary December 29, 2017

YouTubian Masterbater

A person who gets a thrill from blasting individuals on YouTube who post about nothing and expects monetary gain. A non gifted content creator.

This girl is nothing more than a YouTubian Masterbater.

by Tretalkradio April 12, 2021

every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate

I am a every opportunity masterbater

by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021

Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!

Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"

by Hym Iam July 23, 2024