masterbation

Karate teacher named Bation

Thank you for calming me down Master Bation

by Speas March 9, 2003

masturbation Legend

some one who can masturbate in public places secretly. a place that was thought of as unthinkable to masturbate at.
ie. bookstore, supermarket, library, school, work!, changing rooms, etc.

person 1: yo i just masturbated in the school library!
person 2: really? yesterday i masturbated in office detention!
person 3: holy shit! what masturbation Legend's you are!

by green Tee February 15, 2008

institutional masturbation

The effort colleges and universities put forth to convince their alumni to participate in their fund-raising schemes. Often, these letters will cite your success as evidence of their effectiveness. When this propaganda is presented in written form, it will include at least .5 exclamation marks per paragraph.

Some F. Schmuck has challenged <insert demographic here> to raise <insert amount here> by offering to match it if our goals are met! Your contribution will enable more students to have experiences just like yours and for us to continue our tax-payer and donor funded institutional masturbation.

by Still Paying Student Loans April 11, 2008

Nervous Masturbation

It is when you are so nervous about something, you masturbate.

My Nervous Masturbation, yesterday, wasn't the best because I was nervous about the final exams.

by TioKilo May 24, 2017

psychopathological masturbation

"masturbating so much that it's affecting your mental health to the point of causing actual trouble in your life"
not my words.

"Masturbating is okay, but don't overdo it and turn it into psychopathological masturbation"

by Shirayuki-chan June 16, 2018

late night club penguin masturbation

When you go on Club penguin and get aroused by the female penguins and masturbate to them at night.

o fuk tht penguin is 1 hot piece of sheeit, mmm, im gonna return and pull Late Night Club Penguin Masturbation

on u babe

by Musicgod14 February 9, 2014

Masturbation Time Syndrome

An ailment usually affecting males between the ages of 13 and 26, where while masturbating time felt is much less than time used.

Guy 1: Where were you?
Guy 2: Huh, I was only gone a minute.
Guy 1: More like fifteen.
Guy 2: Dammit! Not Masturbation Time Syndrome again!
Guy 1: Why the hell were you jerking off...?

by J_O_Mamma October 27, 2005