Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.
by Licensed_Nerd January 13, 2022
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Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.
by NapoleonD December 29, 2023
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Manhattan Mashed Potato

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.
My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020
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instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
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Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.
by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025
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Mashed Potatoes

A vegetable(Or severely autistic person) who just ate shit.
"Bro did you see that autistic kid fall?"
"Yeah, His ass is mashed potatoes"
by ShadyShrooms December 04, 2023
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mashed potato

Slur. A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual who receives anal fornication frequently and subsequently their anus is mashed out like potatoes.
“that pofta fucks every man… he’s definitely a mashed potato”
by negr0thehero May 07, 2023
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