maize

a type of corn grown by the native amercian indians.

Jim ate all my sumbitchin' maize!

by Glenjamin Franklinson November 20, 2003

THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.

While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!

by weave December 9, 2003

maniella

A person who really loves soup or someone who yells at men

"Maniella really loves soup" "I know"

by Maniellalovessoup October 9, 2013

Manifest Density

The belief or doctrine that it is Americans' inherent right to consume massive quantities of food, expanding their waistlines from coast to coast.

If anyone questions why so many Americans are ginormously fat, simply refer them to the doctrine of Manifest Density.

by Lord Nexus VI November 27, 2012

maize

Another name for corn.

The farmer was impressed when his maize crop produced twice as many cobs as last year.

by AYB April 8, 2003

manzier

Word describing a bra designed for men that possess droopy, saggy, or otherwise oversized pectoral fat. Such men could be said to have man cans, man boobs, man titties, moobs.

If Jack's man cans get any bigger he is going to need a manzier to keep from getting black eyes.

by jackballrific October 26, 2006

Maniser

A female sexual despot. A woman who instinctively attracts men and ensnares them in her life.

Cheryl just can't help herself, she's a maniser.

by Sir_Ann July 13, 2010