Alabama Handshake

The act of ejaculating in ones hand then proceeding to slap your sexual partner in the face

i was about to blow, so i pulled out and gave her an alabama handshake

by Bevdogg May 9, 2011

manshame

When someone is so comprehensively beaten by an opponent that it is likened to being sodomised.

The All Blacks just manshamed England.

That was a total manshaming, prison-style with no lube.

by Shrekles June 29, 2009

holiday handshake

when you have no one and nothing to do at christmas or new years. So instead of seeing family or going out you sit in your room and masturbate. its your way of celebrating jesus' birthday and welcoming a new year.

tom: so what are you doing on chrismas day daz?
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen't matter

by dario a. l. December 7, 2006

Backseat Handshake

Another term for a hand job.

She must have been ready to go because when I got there she just greeted me with the ol' backseat handshake.

by aaronjaymus May 27, 2010

Swiss Handshake

The act of swiping your butt crack after you have farted or taken a shit and wiping it on someone's face.

Hey, Marty, I just gave that guy a Swiss Handshake.

by B.C. Jimmy August 7, 2010

Avi Handshake

Grabbing a man's penis thru his pants. Usually done upon a first meeting as a tactic to cut right to the chase to get sexual. Can be done by men or women.

Just go up to him and give him the Avi handshake. He'll get the message.

by thouartgod October 6, 2010

Husky Handshake

When someone gropes your balls semi-roughly to replace a stranded handshake.

When I first met them, they gave me a Husky Handshake.

by KitsuMomochi February 23, 2011