Mandate

Some bullshit the government tries to tell you to do that’s not a law.

Did you guys hear about the new Covid vaccine mandate?

by GHANDI😳😳 September 3, 2023

Mandates

Some bu!!sh!t that government claims is a law when it makes no sense in bettering the country or state

I can no longer manufacture nuclear warheads due to the new mandates

by Goffyahhdefonitions September 4, 2023

Masticate my Mast

Eat my dick bitch!

Girl when u gonna masticate my mast

by Clitresort February 19, 2024

Masticate a phallus

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024

mandate

Brunch with an oligarch, where the working class people pick up the tab.

Don: I dunno, sir... If I do this, I could end up in serious trouble. This is definitely illegal. People are already talking.

Vlad: Relax, Don. Just call it a "mandate". It implies you have no power. Which is true, because you belong to me.

by commonsensical March 19, 2025

Mandate

The four month fling Donald Trump had with Elon Musk when they were living together in the White House.

Traditionally, it meant a message from the people to enact change, based on an overwhelming victory in an election.

In 2024, the Democrats had to put up two people, each one step above a retard in order to give a faggot chomo as bad as Trump the victory by 1%. The only question is, how many times did Elon blow Don in the Lincoln bedroom during their mandate?

by Publius0987 August 4, 2025

got medicated

To finally get your medical marijuana card or to have weed in your possession

Yo I got medicated

by official_drizzy._ October 28, 2017