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Task manager

The hitman of your computer. Kill those pesky programs that just don't leave.
Person 1: wow, how did you kill skype?
Person 2: I just used my task manager to get rid of it.
by Fr34k August 25, 2019
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middle management

A person or persons whose sole reason for existing is to ensure maximum productivity from workers while paying them poverty wages.
American Workers: My productivity has risen 150% since Reagan's inauguration in 1981, but wages only went up 10%. I can't afford a house even if I got 10 years of wages on the spot and even the cost of an ambulance ride could make me homeless.

Middle Management: Too bad so sad. All the value from your productivity went into executive bonuses. Did you know? Bonuses are to be paid to upper management first, and then to workers if there's anything left over (hint: there isn't). That's the definition of a bonus as defined by Reagonomics.
by PortableBacon January 27, 2022
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bad vaginal management

a term used to describe a woman who can't decipher what men she should or shouldn't be having sex with. You will often hear women who have bad vaginal management complaining about their kids father's. Often referring to them as deadbeats, losers, etc.
Oh, her baby's daddy won't pay child support? You can't blame anyone but her and her bad vaginal management.
by HassThaGod December 28, 2014
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Manager's Niece

an ugly waitress at a nice restaurant (or any other situation where all other females workers are 'coincidentally' much more attractive)
yo outta all the fine-ass waitresses up in here we get that pale skinned fatass bitch?? manager's niece FO SHO
by Johnny Ballsack December 9, 2008
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manager

a sadistic prick who suffers from the delusion that they are a "businessman" or "business woman" with a busy career when in reality they are just another back liner who got promoted via strategic ass kissing. Loves to treat everyone below them like crap, then complains to their friends that their busy "career" is just so stressful. Someone who wasn't intelligent enough to get an ACTUAL business career (CPA, etc). Usually an overweight ugly chick who did crappy in high school and worked at a fast food joint since her sixteenth birthday. Someone who is too ugly and fat to find a boyfriend and makes up for it by indulging in her "career".
Me: *works ass off in 120 degree heat in kitchen*
Manager: you're gonna have to fill in for the deep fryer today. Do u know how to do it?
Me: no I-
Manager: WHY THE HELL NOT????? ROAR ROAR ROAR ROAR
by NormalGuyYouSholdKnow December 5, 2007
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Wall Management

the practice of maintaining one's Facebook wall in order to enhance it's visual appearance/reputation. Can be employed to remove unwanted wall posts, friend confirmations and/or unattractive tagged photos.
Ugh! I don't want everyone to see that I friend requested this person. Time for some wall management to remove the friend confirmation.

Wow this is a bad photo of me. Time to wall manage and untag this embarrassment.
by actionjackson889 May 18, 2010
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ManageBac

A pain in the ass for any IB Student. Your CAS coordinator will give you a hard time for looking at Urban Dictionary instead of writing reflections.
Normal person: "Hey d'you wanna go watch a movie or something?"
IB Student: "Nah I gotta update my ManageBac or my coordinator will eat my ass."
by Some IB Student November 12, 2018
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