Malachi

A lovely guy who rides his bike all the time and most of the time he spends on his phone on Snapchat. He always jokes about not having any friends but we all know he does actually have friends. He is known to falling for a lesbian. This is extremely funny. Sorry

Wow look at Malachi on his bike again

by Ikoubnjfkbn June 1, 2020

Malachi

Malachi is someone that beats Kelly at everything.

Malachi just wins every time!

by Kelly Kern June 4, 2020

Malachi

Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.

Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

"ZOINKS, Who eat all the krabby patties in the krusty krab vault,"

"It was probably Malachi"

by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023

Malachi

Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.

Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

"ZOINKS, Who eat all the krabby patties in the krusty krab vault,"

"It was probably Malachi"

by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023

Malachi

Malachi is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He remembers the little things and will treat you like a princess(even if you aren’t dating). He is a gentleman and God honoring man. You will get lost in his warm brown eyes and his smile is the cutest thing ever. His hugs are even better. They make you forget everything that is bothering you. Malachi always makes people feel included and never stops putting others first. He is talented and does his best 100% of the time. And you can’t forget how strong he is. He is what keeps you going and is one of the best friends you could ever have!!

brother: “malachi is the only boy you can date”
dad: “how’s malachi”

mom: “malachi is such a cutie”

by wannaplayfortnite12345 January 13, 2023

Malachi

he’s loving caring a pot head has beautiful eyes a nice smile the sweetest personality & the best boyfriend in the world he also belongs to a girl name Lehana.

Malachi and Lehana forever 🫶🏽

by ok November 20, 2023

Malachi

Malachi is a bitch ass , gay ass nigga. Hes a fatherless child and he has little to no common sense at all.

You dont want a malachi.

random: girl whos that hes fine ?

a girl with common sense: oh bitch thats malachi hes a weirdo!

by urhoodcoochiedoctor November 28, 2023