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Water Maggot 

These boaters are defined by their small boats, no etiquette, fast driving, inconsiderate, and complete mongoloids. Charter boat captains look upon these folk with disgust, ruining fishing spots and entire lakes. The water maggot vessels are normally full of googan.
Anytime the Charter boats find a good fishing spot the Water Maggots invade it shortly.
Water Maggot by Teamcletus June 9, 2018
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A threesome between you, a dictionary, & a thesaurus.
He must have had “a Maggs” to comeup with that old-world insult.
A Maggs by King of Death Metal December 31, 2018

Princess Maggot 

The title Meghan Markle will be given by Americans when the Queen strips her title.
Princess Maggot wants to be the American version of Royalty.
Crazy, random, awesome, smart, short, and furious.
Maggie is short with short hair which is brown with blonde highlights. She has freckles and is a little shy around most people, but around her friends she's crazy and fun. Maggie looks sweet and fragile, but beware if you make her angry she'll go off on you like a lion.
Maggie is awesome.
Maggie by Cookiekayla April 24, 2012
"Dui din er maagi, begun re koy condom!"
maagi by brassmonkey570 January 23, 2008

Pink Maggit

The clitoris, which is pink and maggot shaped.
I'll suck your little Pink Maggit
Enough

To take your oxygen away
Set you on fire
'cause I'm on fire
And I'm with you,
Alone,
Pink Maggit by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019

Maggot Sucking Bumhole 

A derogatory term with no specific definition. Generally used quite casually in the same sort of context as fartbag and arsesucker.
Tim: "Bagsy front seat!"
Gregg: "Oh you always get the front seat you maggot sucking bumhole!"

"Well, at least I don't suck maggots you maggot sucking bumhole!"