Macbeth

Sexual fantasies thought by desperate poets. (search "kister" for an example)

My macbeths got randy last night!!

by Holly Whittaker February 4, 2005

macbook-twostep

the act of stepping in two's with Apple brand Macbook, or any of it's variations (Macbook pro, air, etc).

Dude I saw the DJ doing his Macbook-Twostep

by mrcomputerslack2 August 23, 2009

how big is your macbook?

how big is your penis?

Hey dude how big is your macbook? Mine is like a 17 inch.

by dankfooty January 15, 2011

Macbook Pro

A line of "powerful" Laptops produced by Apple, by "powerful" what they really mean is just last generation tech that you would of found in an old ThinkPad from 2008.

Jim: Check out my Macbook Pro!
Everyone else: *laughs*

by Ctrl Alt Destroy April 10, 2019

jk macbeth

Shakespeare's finest comedy - Features an all star cast including SavageX, Mr. Howson, Mr. Spriggs, Sir Gerry and Dr. Hewitson.

Here's a quote from JK Macbeth:

"Ahhh! Bloomin' heck Banquo! This day's a bit foul and fair!"

by TGKF August 7, 2004

macbitch

Someone who is the biggest bitch in a friend group. Usually tall and skinny with dark hair and has a little larger nose than usual. But she's super pretty. Other names for her would be 'biggest bitch around,' 'snicker licker,' or maybe even 'lester.'

macbitch macbitch macbitch what you gunna do when she comes for you? macbitch macbitch macbitch... THE BIGGEST BITCH OF THEM ALL.

by flyoodlover13 May 14, 2011

MacBroke Air

A name given to the MacBook Air, from people with sense for money and quality.

Obi Wan: Yo, have you heard about the new MacBroke Air?

Me: What a fucking piece of shit... expensive shit

by kysfagxd March 13, 2017