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The one thing that pisses off cops more than being called a pig.
person "hey you pig!!"
cop "eh whatever"
person "hey muffin!!"
cop "what did you call me?!?!?" *pulls out gun*
muffin by Dennis Kipp October 15, 2007
When someone's clothing is too tight and a bulge of fat sits over the rim.
"My god Joe, that lady's muffin is big enough to feed africa"

"Tuck your muffin in Libby!"
muffin by outlookonlife July 30, 2006
a male with a pathetic "bowl" hair cut, bushy hair, a big head

a woman with a bushy vagina
"Tommy got jipped with a fucking muffin"
muffin by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004
Tom Sellleck. George Clooney. Brad Pitt. These men are defined as muffins. Muffin is slang for a handsome 20s to 50s man, usually in the movie or tv business.
"Hey Tommy, did you watch Muffin P.I. on teevee last night?"
Muffin by Johnny Big March 27, 2005
a coming together or gathering of women and specificly their muffs
"my sister is having a sleepover tonight"
"cool, a muffin at your house"
muffin by Johnny bad boy B February 28, 2007
a muffin is a vagina it sprouts when it get real hot and wet.
my girlfriends muffin was squirting at me letting me know its ready
muffin by Big JUls August 22, 2004