dark lunch

A late night meal eaten between 12 am and 4 am. Usually consists of multiple unrelated snacks you can find in your fridge.

“I didn’t eat breakfast today because I had a huge dark lunch.”

“What did you have?”

“A can of coke, cup o noodles, and half a loaf of expired bread.”

by fortnitegodsplan1hour August 10, 2018

Costco Lunch

going to the store Costco with no intention of buying anything, except to walk around and eat all the free samples

#1: Dude, the other day I forgot my money at home so I had to eat a Costo Lunch.

#2: The other day I had to sneak around Costco stealing free samples, making sure the people didn't recognize me...what a Costco Lunch!

by cooooooooooooolbeans June 2, 2010

power lunch

A gathering of co-workers or of mostly young male corporate douches (see yuppies) for a 3 hour lunch on the clock that includes such things as a motorcade of Lexus and BMW automobiles, motivational speakers, cheers, steak, and talk about something like the “bottom line” or bonuses or something. Supposedly a motivational event, but usually turns out to be a feast of gluttony and ruined neckties. Newly motivated and encouraged participants are expected to go back to the office and make phone calls and fire off emails and achieve results, but most usually end up at a local boozer and get tanked before happy hour even starts.

“Hey, there’s a power lunch at the Capital Club next Friday.”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”

by Brian September 8, 2006

Alice's Lunch

The act of shitting in a lunch box instead of making a healthy meal. Frequent occurrence on the Popular American Television show, "The Brady Bunch."

Peter Brady opened up his Scooby Doo Lunch box to the undeniable pungency of Alice's Lunch. He tossed the fetid pile at Buddy Hinton, who was just glad it wasn't a bowl of her famous hershey squirts. Alice was always had a couple of zingers ready, that was for sure.

by Pantaloon January 28, 2008

School Lunch

School lunch consists of:

day old pizza, week old meatloaf, or improperly cooked hamburgers

moldy bread, cold pasta, or burnt vegetables

expired milk

OMG they gave me milk that expired 3 weeks ago! and why is this chicken sandwich pink? fluck the school lunch!

by norbert from earth April 28, 2007

packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work

Ramone: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
Leon: I am PACKING A LUNCH.

by CORNBIOFUEL January 26, 2009

Lunch-pusher

1. Someone who returns anothers excretions through anal intercourse.

2. Faggot

Boy i thought Peter North was the coolest dude alive until i found out that he was a lunch-pusher.

by N-Unit May 17, 2003