lardle

The word describing the act of lardling, which is saying lardle really fast like a turkey.

"Damn! That girl can really lardle!"
"Dude this fucking turkey won't stop lardling"

by Dicksonchicks April 11, 2014

lip lard

The same as chapstick or any lube for your beak.

My lips are chapped, through me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

gusset lard

A thicker version of fanny batter.

Blimey she was so out of practice, i nearly choked on her gusset lard

by smithpm81 June 19, 2014

Lardosaurus

1. One who is lardy... to the extreme

2. A dinosaur consisting of mostly lard.

3. A name used to describe someone obese

During 8th period social studies:

Larissa: OH HEY LARDY!

Paige: HI LARDOSAURUS!

by lardyismahname February 9, 2010

lard ass

Lardass, also known as a "blaire." An extremly overweight fat ass that does not show any sign of losing weigh.

Most lard ass people watch tv.
I watched my lard ass friend, sit on his ass.

by Kay-Rub June 22, 2005

Lard on

Used to describe a mans state of arousal when in the presence of a fat bird.

Ben:"Dude! Check out the 20 stoner!
Andrew:"Oh yeah baby, i got a lard on fo sure!"
Ben:"Giggidy giggidy"!
Andrew:"Allll right"!

by Banj December 23, 2004

Lardy Gras

Lardy Gras is the final day of Carnival, the three day period preceding the beginning of Lent when fat people sway, lurch and roil through the streets in a frank and open display of fatscist propaganda.

"Are you coming to Lardy Gras this year?"
"No, sorry, I've got some children to frighten."

by Peas_and_Frogs March 26, 2008