Loser Denial

(noun) The denial expressed by an individual about their lack of popularity, despite all physical evidence to the contrary.

"Are you in Loser Denial?"
"I had a bad case of Loser Denial myself"

by Campex September 13, 2007

Facebook loser

One who:

i. Acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com

ii. Acts nothing like their online alter-ego in real life

iii. Spends majority of the day on social networking sites attempting to "pick up chicks"

Brian: Hey dude, did you see this hot chick I found on facebook.com?

Steve: You're such a facebook loser!

by IWANNAIWANNAIWANNA April 9, 2009

Loserific

An object, person, or event that has the qualities of a loser.

"You're going to the alcohol awareness meeting? That's pretty loserific"

by Todd C September 12, 2004

Loser

A stereotypical term for one who doesn't fit into mainstream society, or is lacking friends. "Losers" are usually really funny, unique, or smart individuals who people neglect to try to befriend in fear that they themselves might be labeled as a "loser".

Albert Einstein was thought of as a loser when he was young, but was really just unique and slightly autistic. He ended up being one of the world's most highly revered scientist's and everybody knows his name.

by Broken and Rejected January 8, 2010

loser flyby

When a slower vehicle overtakes a faster vehicle after a speed contest. After the speed contest has finished, the slower vehicle proceeds to pass the faster vehicle to inflate the ego /recieve an erection/brag to friends, or any combination of the above. This loser flyby can be performed by any make/model of vehicle, as long as the said car is significantly slower than the opponent. See also ricer flyby, meathead flyby.

Billy-boy: Did you see that joe-bob, I just smoked that riceboy civic there?
Joe-bob: No you did'nt, you just performed a loser flyby.

or
Riceboy: Bro I just dusted that Mustang...
Riceboy's friend: Dude...that was a total loser flyby.

by 572 November 9, 2007

Lolser

1.Somebody who says "lol" when they aren't typing and they actually say it out loud.

2. A person that types lol way to many times, even when something isn't funny.

The following conversation did take place in real life and is said out loud.

Person 1: Lol
Person 2: Wow, you are such a lolser for not actually laughing and just saying lol, get off the computer sometime.

by Matt9236 February 1, 2010

Loser

Apparently it's anyone who doesn't spend all his time and money at the bar every night, someone who doesn't feel the need to get laid every five seconds, anyone who doesn't make a million dollars a day, someone who's at home for more than two hours a day, anyone over the age of 12 who still lives at home with his parents, and anyone who's ever touched a computer or videogame.

What do you mean you're not going out tonight? You must be some loser without a life

by Disgruntled Winnipeger August 21, 2005