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Too Loaded

The state of feeling way too high on cannabis. When all you can do is laugh without being able to breathe. In your mind you say you are going to die because you can barely inhale, while you exhale with laughter.

When it takes all of your brain power to remember what you were trying to remember and why you were trying to remember it in the first place.

When your body tells you its full, but you keep shoving chips/cookies down your throat anyway.

After you survive this moment, you want to go and toke some more and experience it all over again.

This experience can be achieved by: Gravity Bong, Vaporizer, Bubbler, Blunt(Depending on potency) etc.
Stoner:"Hahahaha, Dude! I can't stop laughing!!! Hahahaha"
Pothead:"Hahaha, Me neither,Hahaha, isn't it great???"
Stoner:"HAHAHA"
Pothead: "HAHAHA"
Stoner: "We're Too Loaded!"

2 min later...

Stoner and Pothead literally die of laughter.
by CoolGuy104 February 20, 2011
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Loaded insult

Guy 1: Man Ashanti's sister is hot...considering that she's on her fifth trip through the buffet line.

Guy 2: Man, what a loaded insult...but you're right man.
by rhea9914 January 7, 2008
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Loaded Beef

It refers to a fart by someone who is a total gas bag who farts chronically every 5 minutes. It is advised to stay at a distance from the source at a 5 mile radius. The UN has recently outlawed the use of loaded beef as a weapon in war.
Come to Taco Bell for a Loaded Beef Burrito for only 89 cents!
by George the Hamster man October 30, 2013
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loaded

If someone's family go on holiday. When it's not even summer. And it's to a nice place. Then that family is loaded.
m8. Yo fam be well loaded. My m8 rich like Bill g8.
by Gotta M8 like Bill G8 January 6, 2016
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Loaded Dangler

The feeling of a piece of poop shooting out of your intestines and into your rectum.
My turd was so big that I had a Loaded Dangler.
by FreshDangler April 6, 2016
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loaded cart

When a person passes cum out of their ass during a fart.
Hours after my boyfriend dropped his load in my ass, I totally carted in my panties. He gave me a loaded cart.
by Bloodstaingirl June 22, 2016
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loaded yam

When sloppy seconds goes wrong due to the lack of adequate time for clensing between the first and second session. The receiving vessel becomes locked up or jammed due to miscellaneous accoutrements, often preventing further intercourse.
She said I was the first customer of the evening, but it was clear that I was dealing with a loaded yam.
by Super Steve June 1, 2017
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