Plot Lizard

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot

Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).

by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016

thrilling the lizard

Thrilling the lizard is male masturbation.

Lee: Where is Carlos?

Dan: I think he is still in the shower, thrilling the lizard.

by Dude2112 July 27, 2008

Lizard person

Lighthearted joking term for someone who's awkward and socially disconnected, and has to learn social skills by rote, almost as if they're another species trying to blend in among the humans.

"I found some conversation starters on the internet that I'm going to try out at the party tonight."

"Oh my god, you're such a lizard person."

by JCR1987 May 21, 2017

pit lizard

a female groupie found in the sport of NASCAR. they are usually found in and around the pit area. they have a specific driver(s) (or driver's crew) picked out ahead of time and do everything in their power to have sex with them. they stalk them out and draw as much attention to themselves just to get noticed.

That group of girls standing by Kasey Kahne's pit box for the past 3 hours are obviously pit lizards.

by A. Lurker January 26, 2007

pit lizard

Female NASCAR groupie, typically with fake tan, fake tits and bad skin. Commonly found cruising the garage/pit area vainly searching for driver dick.

Check out that pit lizard waiting for Junior to show up, she's busted as hell.

by MannyOrtez April 8, 2007

lizard gizzard

When a woman's clitoris is so long that it looks like a lizard's gizzards are hanging from her.

Oh my goodness gracious sweetheart, you have such a long lizard gizzard!

by Cynical Jester November 15, 2017

lizard tits

the typically saggy breasts of a lot lizard a.k.a. prostitute

"Dude, check out those lizard tits."

by gijoeheadstomp April 6, 2009