Middle-aged upper class woman who lives on or near a large body of water. Skin is damaged by sun exposure and/or excessive tanning, leading to a scaly appearance. Strive to maintain a younger appearance at all costs. Known to chase younger men in their 20's to feel young again.
Ugh, that lake lizard wont leave me alone. She would be hot but she wears way to much make up and her cleavage is covered in melanoma.
by yamesdenver August 26, 2012
Get the Lake Lizard mug.The term used to describe the squid-demon-anti melodic- garage door malfunctioning sound of most kinds of dubstep music and some drum and bass and bass music. Lizard music is primarily enjoyed by confused wooks and bass heads, and highly prevalent in Utah, Colorado and the Midwest by people who used to worship bassnectar as a deity.
It lacks common taste and melody and uses loud bass sounds and lack of a regular beat structure to overcompensate instead.
It’s been a plight infecting festivals and house music venues since around 2008, and destroying edm type events since, by taking a melody and putting so many effects on it to the point of it being unrecognizable and undanceable.
Think of the sound a squid tentacle non consensually penetrating your ear drum would make and that’s lizard music. It’s the only kind of music lizard people would enjoy.
Do the right thing and convert your local wook to house music.
It lacks common taste and melody and uses loud bass sounds and lack of a regular beat structure to overcompensate instead.
It’s been a plight infecting festivals and house music venues since around 2008, and destroying edm type events since, by taking a melody and putting so many effects on it to the point of it being unrecognizable and undanceable.
Think of the sound a squid tentacle non consensually penetrating your ear drum would make and that’s lizard music. It’s the only kind of music lizard people would enjoy.
Do the right thing and convert your local wook to house music.
by Sendbobnow February 19, 2022
Get the lizard music mug.Lighthearted joking term for someone who's awkward and socially disconnected, and has to learn social skills by rote, almost as if they're another species trying to blend in among the humans.
"I found some conversation starters on the internet that I'm going to try out at the party tonight."
"Oh my god, you're such a lizard person."
"Oh my god, you're such a lizard person."
by JCR1987 May 21, 2017
Get the Lizard person mug.a female groupie found in the sport of NASCAR. they are usually found in and around the pit area. they have a specific driver(s) (or driver's crew) picked out ahead of time and do everything in their power to have sex with them. they stalk them out and draw as much attention to themselves just to get noticed.
That group of girls standing by Kasey Kahne's pit box for the past 3 hours are obviously pit lizards.
by A. Lurker January 26, 2007
Get the pit lizard mug.Female NASCAR groupie, typically with fake tan, fake tits and bad skin. Commonly found cruising the garage/pit area vainly searching for driver dick.
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