by Dude2112 April 24, 2008
Middle-aged upper class woman who lives on or near a large body of water. Skin is damaged by sun exposure and/or excessive tanning, leading to a scaly appearance. Strive to maintain a younger appearance at all costs. Known to chase younger men in their 20's to feel young again.
Ugh, that lake lizard wont leave me alone. She would be hot but she wears way to much make up and her cleavage is covered in melanoma.
by yamesdenver August 27, 2012
Lighthearted joking term for someone who's awkward and socially disconnected, and has to learn social skills by rote, almost as if they're another species trying to blend in among the humans.
"I found some conversation starters on the internet that I'm going to try out at the party tonight."
"Oh my god, you're such a lizard person."
"Oh my god, you're such a lizard person."
by JCR1987 May 10, 2017
a female groupie found in the sport of NASCAR. they are usually found in and around the pit area. they have a specific driver(s) (or driver's crew) picked out ahead of time and do everything in their power to have sex with them. they stalk them out and draw as much attention to themselves just to get noticed.
That group of girls standing by Kasey Kahne's pit box for the past 3 hours are obviously pit lizards.
by A. Lurker January 23, 2007
Female NASCAR groupie, typically with fake tan, fake tits and bad skin. Commonly found cruising the garage/pit area vainly searching for driver dick.
by MannyOrtez April 02, 2007
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