lightning mikes

the greatest ultimate Frisbee team that has ever played the sport

Conner: dude you coming to Frisbee?
Bob: Hell yeah its the lightning mikes!

by Mr. Amazing1215 October 16, 2008

lightning storm

Looks Good From a distance but you wouldn't want to get too close.

"Look at her she's well fit" mate replies "nah mate iv'e seen her close up she's a right lightning storm"

by Tonyonein January 14, 2015

lightning shit

shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well

john took a lightning shit and his lower intestines came out

by Slappdat August 17, 2016

lightning dragon

When you stick 3 AA batteries in your butt to prevent anal rape.

I didn't know her special move was the lightning dragon!

by uncle touchy's puzzle basement July 22, 2016

lightning luddite

An individual who refuses to adapt to new technology and blames the technology for their own failings

Miles always insists that lightning doesn't fucking work and that nobody uses it. He is such a lightning luddite.

by Gooch Rider April 10, 2019

Lightning havoc

A moment of social destruction that comes on so quick, it’s like a natural disaster

Watch out, she is going wreak lightning havoc on you

by Loulou Fargone September 28, 2019

Lightning Pubes

When pubes stick out of your pubic area in the shape of lightning bolts in different directions.

I haven't shaved in so long I got lightning pubes.
Bro I bet Brandon has lightning pubes.

by The man Pan King April 13, 2020