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Lava Load

When the mans ejaculate is so hot it causes 3rd degree burns on the skin.
Lady: Wow Joe blew his Lava Load over my chest last night. Now I have blisters on my tits.
by The Hero7 March 24, 2021
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Lava Flow

An expression that describes a morbidly obese person's rolls of fat, usually, but not limited to, the torso of their body. Typically, these rolls of fat are spilling over pants, shirts, or any other articles of clothing, resulting in a visual analogy to lava flowing over a wall, embankment, or into a body of water.
"Oh my, look at that person's lava flowing over their pants!"
Or, "Holy crap, that person is so fat, its like lava flow!"
by bluelabel June 13, 2010
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lava room

- a mythical room where innovation occurs. similar to the room of requirement in harry potter, but for launching new technologies.
facebook video was created in the lava room.
by jjflex September 11, 2009
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Swimming in lava

The worst feeling in Minecraft when you fall in lava with all your good item
Steve: what happened to Alex
Villager: She tried “swimming in lava”
by Gubinatior42069 August 30, 2019
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java lava

Molten excrement expelled from bowels as a result of coffee induced gastrointestinal pressure. The viscosity can vary greatly and events are typically accompanied by gaseous explosions.

The substrate upon which the lava has flowed may show signs of scouring, it may be broken or disturbed by the boiling of trapped water.

Pillow lava is the lava structure typically formed when lava is vented in a submarine or subglacial environment.

Java lava is preferred to the improper usage of coffee enema.
That cup of coffee gave me a serious case of java lava!
by maconlit October 25, 2010
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Lava-Dragon

When a man ejaculates into a pit of lava and causes an eruption forming a Lava-Dragon.
That man came in the lava and it formed a Lava-Dragon
by Nagol-Jit December 26, 2021
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Lava lamp

When you jizz inside of a full coke bottle with multiple people and close the bottle tight so it gives the appearance of an unopened bottle and give it to the person you hate the most
He gave that bitch a lava lamp
by Rellikjr. January 5, 2017
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