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Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."
Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
by aotako June 8, 2011
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Laser Brain

Someone who has highly unusual and speedy intellectual capabilities. This individual typically has mastered UCC Damages and Battle of the Forms during the summer preceding law school.
Could use a laser brain to cut through this warehouse of discovery documents, otherwise I'd have to hire ten new associates from Regents law.
by lazerbrain October 31, 2011
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laser tag

Yoooo Ian got his ass beat in laser tag the other day
by COOLERTHANME123 December 30, 2011
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laser show

In baseball, an offensive outburst after fans and media doubt your abilities.
A couple of years ago I had 60 at-bats. I was hitting .170, everyone was ready to kill me too. What happened? Laser show. Relax. -- Dustin Pedroia, commenting on David Ortiz's struggles at the beginning of the 2010 season.
by SheddlyButter May 18, 2010
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Fire the Laser

An expression of excitement or eager intention which can be used in conjunction with most activities.
by Brad February 5, 2005
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laser quest

popular hangout where teens shoot each other with laser guns.
"i beat lzrQT69 at laser quest last weekend"
by LeeannMoore April 13, 2008
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louser

Irish, particularly Dublin, slang that means someone who ruins things, or just a general bollix.
He loused that up!
He's a feckin' louser!
by fromireland October 29, 2007
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