snatch lapper

1. A lesbian

2. A person who loves to perform oral sex on women and is constantly on the prowl for opportunities.

So, have you heard? Apparently Josephine is a snatch lapper?

Wow, that guy, Josh, I met last night. What an animal in the sack. He's a really talented snatch lapper.

Man, that guy, Pete, he's a serial snatch lapper. He went down on that pig, Julie at the party last night, right on the damn couch in front of everyone.

by CA-35 August 30, 2009

Moon Lamper

A Moon Lamper is somebody who cannot help but appreciate the beauty of the lamps that are in the shape of and look like the moon. These lamps are called moon lamps and can be easily bought online for around $26.99-$49.99. Moon lampers are strong willed and do not let others get to the best of them... especially when it comes to people disrespecting the moon and moon lamps. The Moon Lampers are generally peaceful people, but they can become frustrated when people claim that they are stupid for liking moon lamps as much as they do. The only requirement to be a Moon Lamper is to appreciate and love moon lamps. Moon Lampers love to express their love of moon lamps through music, poetry, short stories, interpretive dances, and more!

Person A: "Wow, he is really smart and really passionate about moon lamps!"

Person B:"Yeah, he is a Moon Lamper!"

by I love moon lamps! January 20, 2018

wasp on the lapel

Any situation where a person becomes unduly panicked and makes ill-advised decisions or movements as a result.

Guy 1: Gerald thought he saw his ex-girlfriend so he turned around to bolt and ran straight into a waitress and knocked her tray full of drinks all over the floor.
Guy 2: He had a wasp on the lapel.
Guy 1: Exactly.

by exitflagger May 1, 2008

lape

To lape someone is the act by which one ejaculates seminal fluids on another's body.

She complained that after being laped she was all sticky.

by Mokra Cipka December 24, 2007

snapper lapper

A lesbian, or bisexual female who performs oral sex on another female.

John, don't get your hopes up, she's a snapper lapper.

by Ape.man July 9, 2007

loose lipped

A rambler who give out personal information very easily. The person put very little thought behind how they talk. Most of the time this person can offend someone or find trouble for making inappropriate remarks.

PJ: Deez was real loose lipped last time he was spittin.
Ale: Yea, he should probably keep his wig on check.
PJ: Word.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

Pussy Lipped

1. a term used for a male or female who likes to suck dick either literally or figuratively, so much so infact that one would venture to guess their mouth is a pussy

2. a girl who has dick sucking lips so nice that you are tempted to penetrate instead of the vagina of said female.

Jamarcus was comming on a little strong last night, i think he was trying to get with you bro... that pussy lipped bastard wanted your dick

by Gazzellis November 14, 2009