cooking lager

Cheap and nasty second rate lager, often something that's brought to a party, but never drank, unless everything else has ran out, or if it's the only thing that the off licence has left.

It was quite a party last night - by about midnight we were all on the cooking lager.

by mikeyk April 7, 2005

Langert

Langerts tend to be angry creatures who are usually found any place there is alcohol and/or large breasts. They generally attack when their victims least expect it and usually use an attack known as the "grizzly bear" or "billy goat". Be sure to not get too close to a Langert when he is near alcohol/large breasts. They have a unique mating call and you know one is close when you hear hunters chant "Get Langert Laid! Get Langert Laid!". This creature tends to have a problem sealing the deal when it comes to mating. This creature may become extinct if this problem isn't solved as soon as possible. Langerts are also known for their pick up lines and ability to consume massive amounts of alcohol. These creatures travel alone and may attack at any time.

I hear the get Langert Laid chant, he must be near.

Girl 1: I heard the strangest pickup line lastnight. Some guy told me he cried while he was watching the notebook.
Girl 2: That'd be a Langert

by muffycriedduringthenotebooktoo February 4, 2010

Langer

1. Penis
2. Thundering idiot
3. drunk (pl)

He was so langers (or langerated) last night, he never put his langer back in after a wazz(pee), what a langer!

by RaZaHberry October 5, 2006

Canadian Swamp Logger

The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.

Bro i gave Taylor the dirtyst Canadian swamp logger you have ever seen last night.

by Dirtysanchezmongrel January 16, 2010

jet lagged heart

waking up and/or going to bed on odd hours to accommodate talking/texting/facebooking someone you like and getting "jet lagged"

the girl I really like lives in Spain, so I've got a 9 hour jet lagged heart

by andboomgoesyourmomlastnight! July 27, 2011

Logger

One who stands up after taking a shit and cuts their poo in half with their urine.

"What about us loggers, hard working folk that stand up after they take a poo and cut it in half with their urine"

by Kenneth Jay Crowe February 4, 2014

lager

Term used to describe a Yuengling lager beer at a bar, more commonly used in the East Coast region (mainly in the Atlantic area of Philly, NJ, DE).

Although lager is a style of beer, saying 'lager' will produce a Yuengling Lager beer.

I'll take 2 shots of Yager, a rum and coke, and oh, 2 bottles of Lager.

by DeeJay December 12, 2003