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Owings Mills JV Lacrosse

Probably the best team ever to enter the Lacrosse World. Usualy the defence is ok, the attack is stellar, but the hilight of the team is the 3rd line midfield, do to their extensive good looks and overall flow.
They are most known for mackin on ladies after their game is over, and getting numbers. This usualy leads to a facebook friend request, the writing of on their walls, and subsequently never seeing them ever again.
Coach Jack: Owings Mills JV Lacrosse, will ONE of you come up to varsity?
Jake: No, my flow chop is too good!
Ben: No, I will start too many fights and manalyze the oposing team!
Tyler: No, I'm too busy gettin copp dome from emily.
Matt: Yes, because i hate ACTUALLY playing.
by OwingsMillsLaxer93 April 19, 2009
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Ewww... that guy plays lacrosse?? He's gay af. Laccrose
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Labron

the NBA superstar also known as Lebron James
So called "Labron" because he is so extraordinarily talented that he could not have been conceived by normal means, he must have been made in a lab.
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lacrosse

a way dope sport (only consitered gay by fags who play baseball)
cool guy: hey, want to go play lacrosse?
fag: no i would rather sit around on my ass eating sunflower seeds and stair at other guys butts (in other words- play baseball)
by your mom March 21, 2005
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lacrosse

Fast, hard, vicious and a hell of a lot of fun. in box lacrosse, cross-checking, slashing and a variety of other things like that are legal. there are tons of rules, but mostly the basic "don't do this, don't do that" types. the refs generally give you some leeway too, so it gets rough. even with the pads, i've seen a guy's arm snap right through them, and you never come out of a game unscathed. if you aren't sore and bruised by the end, you aren't working hard enough. the object is a nice, simple "get the ball in the net", with no off-sides and very few illegal procedures ( there are a couple in minor, i'm not sure about senior). apparently, it's played in the U.K. as a non-contact sport for girls private schools. this is bullshit, i can list quite a few girls who could kick my ass at full-contact lacrosse, and besides, it just gives the sport a bad name over there. calling non-contact lacrosse a sport is like calling touch football (that would be american football, not soccer)a sport. if someone ever tells you that lacrosse is a sport for pussies and fags, never believe a word that comes out of their mouths again. drag them down to a game and make them watch as some guy gets his head taken off by a high-stick. they don't know what the hell their talking about. it's the fastest sport on two feet, it's as violent as rugby, it's more fun to watch than hockey and it just plain kicks baseball's ass. it is one of the best sports ever invented, and no one can legitamately tell you otherwise
damn the natives got something great going here
by the lord con July 6, 2005
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librosphere

1.The atmosphere of the library.
The name was invented to refer to the dim lighting, hushed whispers, and sound of turning pages customarily found in the library.
The librosphere is perfect for studying.
by BSquared(R1B) March 7, 2009
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lacrossefaded

the state of being high on both the sport of lacrosse and marijuana.
Laxer 1 "Bro, let's smoke some bowls before the lax game."
Laxer 2 "Ya man, let's get lacrossefaded!"
by laxin bob October 18, 2011
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