Krypt

Defined by being extremely high and drunk at the same time; someone who is fucked up beyond all belief.

Holy fuck bro I was mad krypt last night.

I just crushed a couple brewskies and smoked a bowl. I'm fucking krypt.

by ill Nugget May 1, 2010

kryptik

A friend of extraordinary caliber.

I wish I had a Kryptik

by Snoof April 23, 2003

kryptard

a crippled retard

timmy from south park

by unknown August 31, 2003

kryptonite

1. The only substance that can harm wordSuperman.
2. (metaphorical) Something you have a strong aversion to.

1. Kryptonite is Lex Luther's only defense.
2. No mayonaise please; that shit is kryptonite to me.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

krypton

the male version of a Poptart. a jock that only cares about the next baseball or football game and is a jerk.

John Smith is such a Krypton

by double decker pecker wrecker October 12, 2011

afghan kryptonite

poi poi, cucarachita, Marijuana, pod, weed grass...

look i got a few of afghan kryptonite..

yea!!!

by sick379 June 14, 2009

Condom Kryptonite

aka ck when a girl sees condoms and immediate becomes weakened at the site of them. So weak that they will forget about there initial tasks and have one thing on the mind. using that condom as an accessory to "dress up" the mood.

I was going on a rant about how we fight so much, and he just pulled out condoms. I immediately felt weakened and i could only think about one thing, what goes in the condom. It was condom kryptonite.

by sTOORRRIIII July 16, 2010