Kristie

Kristie: An amazing woman that defies most standard definitions. She is beautiful, smart, challenging and fiercely loyal to those she loves. She commits 110% in all that she does, be it her career, her family or her friendships. Any guy would be lucky to have a moment with her, much less a relationship. He truly would be the luckiest man to have her in his life.

Kristie is my puzzle piece.

by JWink12 February 19, 2025

kristy delauder

Known noodle thief.

Beware of Kristy DeLauder on Thanksgiving. She will take ALL the noodles for herself.

by kuhmeelyun April 7, 2017

kristy

the best, hottest, and smartest person ever. everyone loves her and has a crush on her.

Man: did you hear kristys back in town?
Other man: woah i gotta see her pretty face again

by random 72 yr old November 25, 2021

Kristi

A big ass donkey she acts very donkey like and talks about assholes alot.

Kristi- Biggest of big donkeys loves talking about assholes.

by HolyShitItsShit November 15, 2019

Kristi Noem

The act of shooting a dog or other pets due to one's own shear incompetence and stupidity in training said pet.

Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.

Oh no! The governor of South Dakota just Kristi Noemed my dog!

by silavon May 15, 2024

Kristi

A female who makes chronic attempts to prevent a father from seeing his children without cause.

My ex is really being a Kristi, I just want to see my kids.

by TheGoodDad May 10, 2022

fat kristy

Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.

I just got back from a few nights in the sky, you know I had to bring home a fat Kristy!

by GdubSon July 24, 2017