Get the Kristymug. by ZadocPaet May 7, 2024
Get the Kristi Noemmug. Don’t ever talk to one or become friends with one. An absolute evil person. Tries to steal your parents and lives in your house and brings 2 mutts that look just like her cause they’re all dogs. Pretends she knows everything, if you need a mechanic she’s your girl, if you need a hairdresser, she’s your girl, if you need an accountant she’s your girl, if you need a carer she’s your girl, if you need your dog to be a sheepdog or even your cat she’s your girl. If you want your car crashed she’s your girl, if you like girls that don’t wash she’s your girl. If you want your clothes stolen, she’s your girl.
Doing the #Kristy
by Kristyloversrus November 23, 2021
Get the Kristymug. by Alex baugh January 23, 2024
Get the kristy cookmug. Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.
by GdubSon July 24, 2017
Get the fat kristymug. Noun. Urban suburban Muva. A jack of all trades. Highly intelligent but also known to be a ‘round the way girl (very down to earth). One of the realest people you will ever meet. Down ass chick. Wife. Friend.
by Urban Suburban Muva November 23, 2021
Get the kristie robertson smithmug. 