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A kiteboarder that needs his kite at 12 to feel a man. Or a woman kiteboarder that doesnt have a straight boyfriend.
omg look at that cloud merchant, what a kite kook
kite kook by KiteScooper January 5, 2010
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Net Kook 

Anyone who posts uniquely strange, preferably incomprehensible articles, or who manifests a persistent, extreme, and somewhat bizarre obsession.

it is important to note the subtle distinction between a net kook, a net cretin, a clueless newbie, troll, or asshole. The newbie, one hopes, can acquire a clue on the installment plan even if he can't afford to buy one for cash. The cretin is merely stupid and/or irritating. The troll is purposely pulling your leg like it got caught in some heavy machinery. The asshole is, well, simply that. But a TRUE net kook has a special fascination derived from his/her/its utter ineffability. Their behavior is irrational, if not downright weird, but they are seldom merely boring.
I tried to follow Gene Ray's writings at timecube.com, but after 30 seconds, I knew I was reading the rantings of a first-class net kook.
Net Kook by olliemud March 22, 2010

Kim Jong Kook

A famous singer in the K-Pop industry. High mosquito voice and awesome body. Can woo any women he wants, but tends to be shy after he gets them. Had a scandal with park ye jin, lee hyori, and yoon eun hye most famously. Can be used to describe a person who's almost perfect.
"Dude, he's such a Kim Jong Kook. I love him!"
Kim Jong Kook by Who done it? January 21, 2010

c4tb0y_kook 

c4tb0y_kook Is the best person ever. they are jeon jungkooks #1 Stan . c4tb0y_kook Is the most amazing person ever and they are talented. if you don’t follow c4tb0y_kook on TikTok you are dumb no offense
c4tb0y_kook is amazing and I love them
c4tb0y_kook by zajimins December 20, 2020

whorelando kook 

Infectious soul-less surfers who come (usually in droves) from Orlando, FL to select Central Floridian beaches during good swell days, especially during weekends and holidays when waves are at least 6 or more inches above FLAT. Whoreland-kooks completely lack the essential elements of surf etiquette and will drop in on you as if... They have also been known to carry leprosy, typhoid fever, and/or visceral leishmaniasis.
That whoreland kook just snaked me, again WTF! Let's paddle East(diversion from true direction), it's not worth fighting for waves with these whorelando kooks.
whorelando kook by BawlsDiggity October 4, 2017

superior kook 

superior kook

- used to describe a kpop fan who acts like a koreaboo, usually an army at most and wears the bts amazon shirts
- a scary urban legend that goes around the army fandom that whispers in an army’s ear “yeobosaeyo,, i mean hello?”
“amanda stop acting like such a superior kook
“tf is that, amanda-eonni?”
superior kook by lee sooman December 29, 2018