Kobielski

Normally people who have this name are eternal sex- gods.

"Wow! I can't believe I actually experienced Kobielski!

by niiiiice March 11, 2009

kookies

A term used by Vash, Ultra Cookies

E-kookies can kill someone.

by Vash July 24, 2003

Kooji

means good weed.

damn bro that was some Kooji shit

by puffindank March 4, 2011

koebi

Koebi is an ugly dick ( as well as having an ugly dick😊) when u meet him he will make u freeze on the spot out of horror he thinks he's really cool but in reality he will stab u in the back and forget about u #drugs #shrivilleddick #shrivillednips #minimumwageamteurpornstar #virgin #badprostitute #gaystripper

Oh dear koebi the shrivelled dick guy who can't get a girl to save his life....

by Mrspunkyseduction January 2, 2018

kobiashimaru

In Star Trek II: The no win scenario that all starfleet commanders faced upon leaving the academy. There is no way to beat the simulation to see how a commander can cope with such a scenario.


However, Captain Kirk got a medal of ingenuity from Starfleet by beating the simulation by reprogramming the computer to have a situation in which he could win.
It's the only known solution and noone has been able to reproduce it but Kirk.

A kobiashimaru- when a guy loses a girl and it's his fault- and he absolutely can't get her back and its tearing him apart- but he has noone to blame but himself.

by Vithar April 27, 2003

Kobie

a turd that contains chunks of food

Oh look at that kobie in my toliet

by rosaburger May 7, 2016

Kookie

She's his main squeeze. Girls try to be like her, but she is one of a kind. She's cool and up front. She handles it all. She's tough, She wins. She got everything you want. Bad boys Love her, a Good boy is what she is looking for. Girls talk shit but she ain't even hearing it. Her beauty is sinful. Even your girlfriend will be in love.

Group of guys: hey is that kookie?
Their GF's: omg O.O
Kookie: yeah,even you girlfriends love me ;)

by toddwonka April 26, 2012