Inside-out kite

It is where when your going down on some one outside you bend her legs over her head and beat her till she screams with a kite

Last night in the woods I did the inside-out kite on your auntie

by Kite master 465 May 13, 2019

The Butter Kite

This is an act where the male (or the dominant sexual partner) proves his dominance. To accomplish this the inferior partner must collect the semen in his hand during sex, you do this by pulling out at the last moment. You then cup your hands like an umbrella over the glans before ejaculation and collect it all. Then the dominant partner stretches his scrotum out, making it kite like in shape, and the inferior partner spreads the semen out on the scrotum.
Then the dominant party drags his scrotum over his partners face, and thus the rite is complete, and he has proven his dominace.

"Your sister didn't want to acknowledge me as the dominant one in our relationship, so I gave her The Butter Kite. Guess who's in charge now!"

by Norwegian Woodpecker March 25, 2010

Ground Kite

A small dog (chihuahua or similar) being walked by an owner who considers it to be a fashion accessory rather than a pet.

Paris Hilton often accessorizes with her ground kite, Tinkerbell.

by Jon90210 August 16, 2007

pocket kite

A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!

I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!

by Jebblebbles March 3, 2008

penis kite

Adj.

1. Lofty and hard to manage.
2. An extremely erect penis at the beach.

1. I have a penis kite sized stack of paper work when I get to the office.

2. "Did you see Joe's penis kite at the beach when you got out of the water?" ;-)

by Mikestupin March 4, 2016

English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

Its a sex act to where you blow in to a women's vagina (assuming they have big droopy vagina lips) real hard, with your face crammed as deep as you can get it, and the lips slap your cheeks or face silly.

droopy nasty vag lips on a women, open her up smash your face into her hole and make it as air tight as possible and blow. Watch the lips vibrate and flap in the wind. Other Words known as English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

by Justus Alexander Freiherr September 9, 2011

Higher than a kite

(adjectival phrase) the state many would-be lexicographers find themselves in when they decide to try their hand at writing Urabn Dictionary defintions.

Let's get higher than a kite and submit some entries for Urban Dictionary.

by JoeblowBsAs December 16, 2012