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kelton is a sick ass name usually refering to someone that is sick as hell or just the shit, kids with this name are just intense ballers and someone should kill them because they will one day rule the world no doubt. this is most commanly a name
by kelso7777 July 17, 2011
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Kelton

One who is of savage descent.

Being of a savage nature.

Often used as a name for perents to give children in which they see potential savage-ness.
- Wow, that guy's name is Kelton! It totally fits his personality!

- Yeah, that guy seems like such a savage
by This Savage Guy January 25, 2011
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A Ben Kenobi

When someone you're with seems to instantly disappear into thin air,
Taken from the battle between Darth Vader and Ben Kenobi in Star wars IV where Kenobi is hit, disappears and leaves a pile of robes on the floor.
Tom: Where the fuck's Smit gone

Miles: Eh...Looks like he's done a Ben Kenobi. shame he left that pile of robes.

Tom: Shit.

Miles: in all seriousness he's probably just gone for Dinner.

Tom: We're not nerds.
by Tomilesmit September 28, 2008
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Keaton

My bodypillow
"Have you seen Keaton mom?"
"YOU NEED TO GET OVER THAT DAMM BODY PILLOW KAREN"
by Keatonlover69 July 3, 2021
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Kelton

A man, usually brunette, with hazel eyes. Extremely faithful, and an overall good person. Gets angered easily.
"Woah, is he ok?"

"Yea, he's just pulling a Kelton"
by la., November 15, 2009
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Michael Keatoned

v.) to frighten or startle an unsuspecting individual with the clever use of a cardboard cutout of Michael Keaton's torso. This is most effective when using Michael Keaton's likeness from Batman or Batman Returns.

*The utilization of Michael Keaton's likeness from Multiplicity or Mr. Mom often elicits the opposite of the desired effect.
"I awoke this morning in a haze. As I exited my bedroom, I opened my door only to be greeted with a 3 foot tall Batman torso, scowling at me from beneath his cowl. I screamed like a tiny baby girl. I had been Michael Keatoned, and the taste was bittersweet."
by sbj1786 February 17, 2009
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Kenton

Amazingly sexy, down to earth, beautiful, hot, funny, SKINNY.
kenton makes drunk girls horny
by Michelle (Shelly) September 7, 2008
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