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Helen Keller

A sexual position, involving a minimum of 5 people (4 of which are men), where each man chooses an eye or ear. Then they ejaculate in each eye and ear, causing the semen recipient be deaf, blind, "dumb", and covered in semen. Just like Helen Keller.
My mom is in town. Round up the bros! We're gonna Helen Keller this bitch!
by inthePoopShoot March 30, 2009
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Max Keller

A small prick who likes dick up his bum(mount Gronmark)
by mug1234 November 27, 2014
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Campbell Keller

The definition of a Hypocrite who is a friend of a thot
Daddy: “Campbell Keller is the definition of a little shit.”
by Todbeastchigger August 1, 2018
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The Hellen Keller

The act of fucking a girl till climax and cumming in her eyes and ears. You then knock her out and when she wakes up, she won’t be able to see or hear.
I’m bouta pull The Hellen Keller on your ass
by ESPO579 October 6, 2019
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Hellen Keller

In the card game Wizard, its when you lay down all your hands without regard for what your opponents have. A variation is also the double Hellen Keller for double points if you win/lose
O snap, the mutha fucker trumped you with a double hellen keller.. (much animation) IE.. you were just beat by somebody with no idea what the fuck was going on...
by SkankPile June 19, 2006
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The Helen Keller

This is a complex maneuver involving three separate actions.
1) When a chick is giving you head you pull out and come in her eyes rendering her blind
2) You stick your fingers in her ears rendering her deaf.
3) You put your dick back in her mouth rendering her speechless
thus the helen keller
Tina let me do the helen keller to her last night...amazing!
by Thisisforjaredandbock January 26, 2010
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hellen keller

When you cum on a girls eyes and ears, then you blowdry it, then fuck her as she squirms around and screams
When my bitch was acting all crazy, i hellen kellered her and then we made some sweet whoopi.
by Tim Amazing November 10, 2007
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