Earth Keef

Noun; (Err-th key-f) the fine dust particles that sneak through your window screen and sprinkle your home with the smells of Arizona.

“What’s that?” ‘Oh, that’s just some earth keef , don’t worry bout it’

by BlandersoonCooper March 26, 2018

Jordan Keef

If you get called a jordan keef iit means you are the number one plasterer in the world!

Jordan keef will plaster your door shut

by EPICPUSSYDESTORYER March 08, 2023

keef that shit

When a nigga hits the bong so hard he starts to cough blowing smoke everywhere finishing the bowl

Damn he really keef that shit

by Therealkeefer December 23, 2018

Chief Keef Pop Tart

The act of inverting a black mans asshole and playing with his rectal prolapse

Jeffrey: me n my homie tried out that new Chief Keef Pop Tart move we seen on xnxx!
Gaye Mcdonald: care to tag another one in?

by myspace202 December 18, 2023

keef

the really strong, orgasmic, heavenly powder shit in the bottom of a weed grinder that gets you fucked

bro i did a bucket with only keef in it, greened out and puked all over your sisters room... sorry

by dank-bastard-420 June 07, 2022

Keef

Keef - the ultimate downway, the most down direction.

They went farther then the most *keef* of places, including Antarctica.

by Freaky 😏 February 17, 2021

keef tomsum

Keef Tomsum is a term that is often used to describe a tall black man who actually freed the slaves. His large hands and feet, coupled with an inordinately small car, all serve to suggest an incredibly large dick that has been proved to extend farther than the ends of the universe. Not to be confused with the other lesser-known Snickers member, Keem Tomlinson.

Person 1: Is that two guns in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Person 2: ...that's a nine mil and a nine inch.
Person 1: Okay then mister Keef Tomsum.

Person 1: What the fuck is that? That's gotta be at least nine inches!
Person 2: Yeah, I call him little Keef Tomsum.

by balzinjawz November 24, 2021