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Kate's Disease

1. A disease which causes you to lose all sense of spelling and grammar. Usually caused by someone being over-tired, they have the typing abilities of a chimpanzee and usually piss everyone off EXCEPT for anyone else who has Kate's Disease. It's also quite contagious.

2. Usually performed by NOT deleting anything at all that you type, laying down while typing, not looking at the screen, and pressing enter every 5 seconds
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by Ryan :o April 1, 2008
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Kate

"That girl is so Kate!"
"Yeah I know right, she's amazing"
by Katieswagger August 14, 2014
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Kate the Great

In the year 843 B.C. Macedonia, the reign of Kate the Great was errant. The people, becoming upset, had decided to overthrow their Queen and control the greatest city ever. With her final last words which had a bittersweet symphonous meaning: REMEMBER WHO IS YOUR GODDESS, YOUR QUEEN, YOUR ONLY RULER! KATE THE GREAT! with the last speech, her existence fell underground, for centuries she turned tricks in the French government, selling cigarettes and running the most classiest of whore houses. It was when in 923, France, Kate's existence became apparent once again, having killed King Robert I, she in turned used her advanced ancient military tactics until she moved to america and became a normal girl. However, she still retained the famous name "Kate the Great".
by Dave the Brave June 27, 2008
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Kate Mara

extremely hot actress, that has alot of potential in the acting world. Has been in kickass shows such as Shooter and Entourage. She also loves watching football. Her grandfather founded the Giants.
Bill:Hey did you see the new Entourage?
Fred:Yeah, but who was that really hot and great actress?
Bill:Your talking about Kate Mara!

Fred:She is the next Meryl streep!
Bill:Most definitely!
by asfksdjfsljfl May 28, 2010
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katherine

An awesome person to be around. Has an amazing sense of humor and has the best personality. Will become a good friend with anyone. Katherine's are great students to get all A's and are AMAZING at playing soccer.
WHOA!!! She is a Katherine!!
by Master at Aliases123 November 14, 2012
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katherine

smart with life, always living for whats ahead of her. dont let the cute face fool you, she can be naughty when you trigger her& great in bed. you will never forget her.. beautiful in her own way, yet insecure about herself. always laughing her heart out, yet doesnt take life too seriously. be loyal to her and she will show you the same respect back. be a bitch& she will destroy you with just words. great person to be with, take a katherine as soon as you find her.
wowww wishhh my gurllll wass aaa katherineeeee
by katherine laura January 21, 2010
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Katherine Howard

(1521-1542) The fifth wife of Henry VIII and first-cousin of Anne Boleyn. Katherine "Kitty" Howard was just 18 when she arrived at court. A diminutive, pretty redhead with a great joie de vivre but little formal education, Kitty was the daughter of impoverished nobles. Motherless by age 10, Kitty lived in dormitories at her step-grandmother's mansion with her numerous cousins and other noble wards. Largely neglected in a huge family, Kitty was seduced by her music teacher at age 15 and soon became romantically involved with courtier Francis Dereham, even promised to marry him. Always eager to please, she agreed to go to Henry's court as a lady-in-waiting for Anne of Cleves.
Henry was instantly smitten with her, although he was nearly fifty and obese, three times her size. Seeing a chance to seize power, the powerful Howard clan nudged Kitty into marrying Henry, who was assured of her chastity. Although accommodating, Kitty was disappointed by her old, fat husband and soon found herself enchanted by a young favorite of Henry, bad boy Thomas Culpeper.
Betrayed by a spiteful friend, Kitty's cover was blown; Henry had Dereham and Culpeper killed and Kitty's family imprisoned. Initially terrified, Kitty resigned herself to her fate and even had the chopping block brought to her before execution so that she could practice.
Anne of Cleves, already familiar with Katherine Howard as a maidservant, maintained their friendship. Kitty had also grown attached to her stepdaughter, Elizabeth I, although Mary Tudor resented her "stepmother", who was five years younger than her.
Katherine Howard, the least educated of Henry's wives and thoroughly spoiled by him, was not the woman for the office of queen. Still, Katherine's ambitious, heavily Catholic family knew that the teenager was reckless and too naive to handle the ruthless intrigue of the court, but they cared more for Henry's favor than about her safety; she was just another mouth to feed. In her hour of need, Kitty's family abandoned her to fend for herself.

In the end, Henry refused to be made to look like a fool and even thought of killing Katherine himself.
by Lorelili January 16, 2011
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