juggernauts

big old sweater cows/breasts. Opposite of masquito bites.

check out the juggernauts on that hoes hound.

by Christopher james bueler May 13, 2005

Juggernuts

An abnormally large but glorious set of male testicles

Person 1: Holy fuck! What is hanging out of your shorts?!

Person 2: Oh these puppies? They're just my handy dandy juggernuts

Person 1: Sweet Jesus...

by DaCamel,JuliasCeasar,JoeGizzle May 29, 2010

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

Jurgenfurbling

Mazing through an array of butt-rock and senseless jibber-jabber commonly associated with morning radio.

Theodore's car careened into a combine tractor today, because he was too busy jurgenfurbling, and not watching the road!

by Placebo Nightingale September 24, 2012

Jargershnitzal

-a form of low quality beer at the e-club
-going out with the bros on a Friday night after a hard week

Bro we are about to get some Jargershnitzal.

Friday jäger snitz.

It's going down jäger snitzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........

by Camp scawhb-o January 10, 2014

Juggerlog

A poop of asshole stretching proportions.

I got home from school yesterday and dropped a juggerlog.

by Jacx2000 May 27, 2016

Juggerburg

Mark Zuckerberg but with really big boobs

Omg bro did you see Juggerburg?!
No, who’s that?
Mark Zuckerberg duh, he just has big jugs!

by Gizzynatior November 17, 2021