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Jizz Jungle

Is a term used to describe an individual with a large quantity of pubic that typically gets jizzed on with a high frequency.
I was talking to Rob who was going to dismantle Tammy until he went down on her and noticed there was some crusted cum in the Jizz Jungle. Personally, I would have made her take a shower and shave that shit off, to which Rob replied you’d need a 5 pack of razors to chop it off. Rob said the jungle looked like it was jizzed on over a week ago. Talk about some bad hygiene.
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
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Anaheim Jungle City 13 Los 5150's

Anaheim Jungle City is a Hispanic turf gang located in the city of Anaheim. Its borders include the 91 freeway on the north, Harbor Blvd on the east, Romney Dr on the south, and Lombard Dr on the west. Anaheim Jungle City began in the early 80's and evolved from the gang that started in the 50's called "Chevy Chase". The name " Jungle City" was given to them by local authorities because it was known that this part of the city of Anaheim was considered the "Jungle" .
Oh snap it's those Vatos from that Anaheim Jungle City 13 Los 5150's still holding it down! Pocos pero Locos!!!
by anonymous September 9, 2020
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You're in the jungle now baby

You're in the jungle now baby is a phrase one may use when explaining to someone that they are about to get royally fucked up. Use this phrase before knocking someone out with a haymaker punch
*cop lady and drug dealer square up*

Cop lady: I'm gonna twist your balls so tight

Drug dealer: You're in the jungle now baby (Proceeds to wind up and throw a textbook haymaker punch, throwing the cop lady clean off her feet and knocking her the fuck out)
by Saul the pineapple July 25, 2017
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jungle grundle

This is a condition similar to swamp ass; however, it refers more specifically to profusely sweating balls and taint rather than a sweaty ass crack. Also, the term swamp ass can easily be misconstrued to mean that you have crapped or sharted your pants.

Also, since the term grundle sounds so much like the character Grendel from the epic poem Beowulf, it makes the condition seem all the more beastly and woeful.

This term should probably only be applied to males.
After Denard and I moved my bed, dresser, entertainment center and lots of other stuff to my new third-floor apartment in 90 degree heat, we both had some pungent jungle grundle.

After playing basketball for two hours in the summer heat, my shorts and boxers were soaked, and I had some seriously smelly and wet jungle grundle.
by Kevin August 11, 2006
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jungle folk hero

Jungle folk heros are usually found in south america in the tropical and "jungle" regions, Usually wearing a tight purple outfit, riding a horse, and followed by a wolf. They fight evil and defend the three sacred skulls, using semi-automatic weapons forged in their jungle forges. Only one has been seen by modern day man. This event is seen in the movie "The Phantom."
by Android of vexon8 January 7, 2005
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jungle queef

That black chick just made a pussy noise.
Yeah dude, that was a jungle queef.
by 8ballstud March 25, 2009
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Rotten Dick Jungle

An disease in which your pubes grow so damn thick that it's like a jungle - it starts to wrap around your cock like a bushy wall, even Trump doesn't wanna get in on that shit. And then it rots. Pretty self explanatory. It's gonna be lions and tigers and bears and shit in there too, probably Ebola, a barrel of fuckin monkeys, the whole goddamn shebang. TL;DR shave it to save it from rotten dick jungles.
Skye-"hey man, how've you been holding up lately?"
Riley-"not good man. My cock fell off from a bad case of rotten dick jungle."
Skye- "lol rip"
by Cloudyskye69 March 1, 2019
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