jumbo tampoons

huge ass tampoons used as nukes whille you are camping ind Costco during a zombie invasion. Also you can stick it up your butt for pleasure

"Fuck their coming, throw the jumbo tampoons"

by thiccboota69 January 16, 2020

jumbo-large

descriptive term used to express that the largeness of an object, deal, or person is of the grandest scale.

Sid: That bitch must weigh at least 400 pounds.

Jonny: Yeah, she's fucking jumbo-large.

by Icarus Meltdown October 01, 2008

jumbo jack

a term for huge tits. especially huge bazongas.

Dude, did you see that hot girl last night. she had a gorgeous pair of jumbo jacks.

by velvy May 14, 2007

Jumbo Cunt

A massive 4ft wide vagine, sometimes mistaken as the bermuda triangle, as it is feared by most sailors.

"Arr me harteys, the jumbo cunt took my leg"
"I heard that old bitch has a massive jumbo cunt"

by sabrenoose August 10, 2005

mumbo jumbo

The act of taking your fingers, putting them in all different directions, then sticking it up a womans vigina

Bro, last night i gave Ashley a mumbo jumbo

by mike wethington June 13, 2007

Jumbo Jack

To grab your phallus with one hand, while using your other hand to shake your other arm with the overall intention of causing extreme pleasure seemingly caused by another person. Is similar to the Dutch Rudder.

Bobby was horny and lonely late one Saturday night, and so took to "Jumbo Jack"ing himself off.

by Skamando March 10, 2009

Jumbo Midget

An oxymoron describing a a giant midget.

You: "Damn, look at that short giant! "
Your Friend: "That's not a short giant its a Jumbo Midget."

by Vladimir Ruiz July 06, 2011