Juicer

A hard-hitting punch, possibly a hay-maker, but can also be several consecutive punches with the full intention of fucking an opp up.

"Bro got handed some mega fucking juicers and got packed up."
"She laid out a juicer to that fool for talking back."

by TheuTheOne September 10, 2025

Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

The Norwegian Juicer

When you put your balls in a juice squeezer until they are on the verge of bursting testicle matter all over the room. This usually results in a purple and painful but pleasureful sensation.

Babe, I think my balls are finally recovered to do The Norwegian Juicer again!

by Ghost of the Goon March 18, 2025

Jollyrancher Juicer

When someone goes to eat out a lady with gonorrhoea and it tastes bad so they put a jollyrancher in their mouth and munch down on the gonorrhoea cyst thinking it’s their jolly rancher.

Lucy became a JollyRancher Juicer over the weekend.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Albanian Juicer

Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.

My boyfriend gave me an Albanian Juicer last night and I ended up in the hospital.

by Cumgoggles420 June 5, 2024

Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.

*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.

by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023

New England Juicer

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.

The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.

by Butterball Sully April 7, 2024