jude shit

When you make an excuse to take a fat ‘shit’ for five hours during marching band.

Alex- “where’s Jude?”
Nick- “Probably taking a Jude shit”

by VulpineDoge September 29, 2018

Jude Bellingham

Jude Bellingham is the most sexiest and handsome i want to suck his bbc down my throat and give him the most sloppiest sexy scene

Jude bellingham is cute

by msgirlypoo February 18, 2023

Jude the Prude

The opposite of 'Merv the Perv', a guy that does not have a potty mouth, a guy that isn't into kinky sex, a pussy

P-Phat is no Jude the Prude; he's more of a Merv the Perv!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Jude green

Jude green someone who sweaters Fortnite but always looks drippy but can beat most people at most sports but eton

Dam Jude green is to hench

by Rona June 5, 2020

Daddy Jude

Big Daddy Jude is a crip lord who slams down volleyballs like how I want him to slam me.

Daddy Jude slammed a Volleyball on your forehead.

by Big Daddy Smatty April 12, 2022

Jude Bellingham

Living proof that life isn't fair, like who gets to be the world's sexiest man and an extremely successfull football player all at once? Oh right, Jude does.
If anyone knows his current location I will travel after him anywhere.

Why are you watching the English national team play, you don't even care about football?

Cause Jude Bellingham is just too fine to look away.

by papayahihihihi June 15, 2023

Jude allport

He's a little bit of a sussy baka ngl

Boy 1: Oh em gee it's *Jude allport*
Boy 2: huh who's that

Boy 1: idk dude he seems a little bit like a sussy baka...

by Dekubaka March 26, 2021