Bon Jovi

The greatest rock band of all time. Plain and simple.

Jon Bon Jovi: "Woah, we're halfway there...."
Everybody ever: "Woah! Livin' On A Prayer!"'
Proof Bon Jovi is amazing.

by BonJoviFan_1986 January 23, 2022

Jovis

Is the smartest kid in his family has a brother and sister who are both less smart than him and is his mom and dad's favorite child. He has one dog but he deserves to have a second and he's the richest kid in the family. His mom and dad are planning to giving him a Lamborghini for Christmas. And he's loved by everybody who ever meets him

Oh my God you know a Jovis you're so lucky

I wish I was dating jovis

by Not a jovi October 5, 2021

Bon Jovi

Music made by some guy. Believe or not Bon Jovi isnt a fucking band. Hes a solo artists whos narcistic to a degreee that he dosent credit the rest of his band

I had naked shit (scat) sex with Bon Jovi

by Oral Anul November 1, 2021

Bon Jovi Syndrome

When someone in the band has the band named after their last name (Like Jon Bon Jovi) so, people mostly call the lead singer or whoever has the last name the band name.

Do you think Eddie Van Halen gets the Bon Jovi Syndrome treatment?

by AthenaRoseJones February 19, 2022

Jovi Sandwich

Jovi sandwich is a sandwich originating from Jovi's ancestors. This sandwich contains only bread with a hefty amount of regular bacon preferally baked really crispy and greasy.

I love eating Jovi Sandwiches!

by Gjon Skënder Prifti November 28, 2024

Jovie

Jovie is the bestest and most awesomest and coolest and hilarious est and she got the most beautiful gust- i mean eyes you’ve ever seen and she is literally a ray of sunshine.

JOVIEEEEEEE! <3 (a term of endearment)

by basharlover1234567899 August 8, 2025

Bon Jovi

A blowjob.

My neck is so sore, I haven’t been able to give a Bon Jovi in weeks!

by Yourmomlovestheshocker January 23, 2025