jonney

A FUCKING DICK HEAD

sophia:jonney is a dickhead
luna:no he isnt

by ljgbsljgk July 29, 2017

Jonny

The definition of legend. Generally short, he has a big cock and all the girls want him to make their gashes froth. He normally gets on with people by the name of Jake and James.

Jake: 'Jonny, I love you man'

Jonny: 'Sure you do pal. The feelings mutual, in a less gay way'

by legendaryurbanner October 17, 2011

Jonnoasm

Extremly strong sexaul feelings which bring a women to 3 times of her potential climax. This can only be achieved by very attractive women who have sex with with jonno.

Women who had sex with jonno says: "oh my god, last nite i had such a jonnoasm ".

by Jonno E May 9, 2005

Jonny 4 Fingers

Crazy ass Italian who cuts bitches fingers off when they dont pay for cocaine!

Pay your debt or Jonny 4 Fingers will cut your finger off!

by E-Rrrockkk October 30, 2008

Jonny Fly

A 20-year old pro wrestler who got in trouble for throwing a punch at the referee, Hardcore Jerry and now Jerry and Fly are arch rivals. Also known as "Jonny Bug"

Hardcore Jerry: Hey Bug, I'm callin' you out!
Jonny Fly: Go for it, shithead!
(Hardcore Jerry jumps Jonny Fly and the fight begins!)

by Tardy McTard July 30, 2004

Jonny Empire

Rock musican in band Hempire/Super Jesus In A Party Hat. God, to most men. Sexual Beast to all women.

That asshole jonny empire sucks at music, and has a small dick.

by kingkamayamaya August 14, 2010

Jonny and Betty

Popularized in the song of the same title by Meryn Cadell. A type of marriage or relationship between a man and a woman whereby one or both are gay/lesbian, but are together to mask their sexual orientation or keep up an approved appearance for family, friends or other social pressures.

At a Wedding:

girl: Wow, Billy and Sara make a great couple! They're so good together.

guy: Are you nuts?!? Billy's gay, dude! His dad would cut him out of the will if he found out. This is a straight up jonny and betty union.

by 2305jcn September 29, 2011