jonah

has smol balls but makes up with a giant pipe

jonah is good for anal

by Jonah101 August 14, 2019

Jocka

A douche person, a wanna be

Look at that guy over there.
Wow, what a jocka

Did you see that guy with the tattoo on his stomach
Yes, such a jocka

by peter60 November 8, 2012

jokabulary

A word used by self-styled comedians when describing their repository of jokes. Jokabularies are commonly comprised mostly of bad puns.

Person 1: "The word 'jokabulary' is part of my extensive jokabulary!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Get it? Joke-abulary? Vocabulary? But with jokes!"
Person 2: "Please stop talking to me."

by Jin64 September 23, 2007

Jonahcide

When a teenager is constantly being picked on (by friends) and it starts to get to their head, something changes. This change is that they start wanting to kill everyone in their path. If they were serious about it, this would be called, "Genocide." However, usually they just need to imagine killing everybody and maybe tell one friend so it is called, "Jonahcide".

Person 1: Why is everyone picking on me

Friend: That's how its always been

Person 1: It's so annoying and unfair
Friend: yo dude calm down, this never bothered you before
Person 1: Idk bro, its really getting to me. I'm ready to commit a major Jonahcide.

by jewish american princes March 10, 2015

Jonah's Mom

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward, loves the Beatles and is cooler than the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow. She's exactly how it works.

Dude, that Milf over there is a total "Jonah's Mom"....she's got it going on.

by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015

jockaboo

Really crazy, insane

You people are a bunch of jockaboos

by #RHINO June 27, 2016

Jonahed

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and were overconfident that you would win

Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?

by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018