Jonbeneting

When a parent puts unreasonable pressure on their child to participate in some extracirricular activity.

"Do you think Tiger really WANTED to play golf, or was he jonbeneted into it?"

by Theropod March 10, 2004

JONER

When Frankie, Nick, Joe, or Kevin Jonas experience an erection ((boner)) which usually is displayed in a rather large and noticeable way. Girls go craaaaaaaaaazy!...lol

*Joe Jonas is on stage, doing his celebration dance*

*"Cute Girl" glances at Joe*

*Joe notices said "Cute Girl" and gets excited*

*Everyone screams because of his Joner as he tones it (his dancing) down and tries to hide it*


And that my friends, is a Joner.

by WeArEvErYcOoLpEoPlE January 2, 2009

jonelle

Jonelle is a common female first name and a very rare surname.

for example jonelle is very smart and cool.

by la jojo May 11, 2008

Jhonen Vasquez

best annimator in the world. very funny man. eats children. lives in the same city as me. inspired me to be a comic book artist. okay for those who still arent sure here are his comics:
JtHM (for the slow thats Johnny the Homocidal Maniac): 7 issues. possibly more to come

Squee!: 4 issues

I Feel Sick: A book about a girl: 2 books

Everything Can Be Beaten: Book

Bad Art Collection: book

Invader Zim: cartoon with a lovely 40 episodes

Revenge of the Fillerbunny: book

and for the ones that are wondering: wobbly headed bob, meanwhile, and happy noodle boy are in JtHM.

Jhonen Vasquez's birthday is sept. 1.

by Anne Gwish August 31, 2003

Jone

Originating at McMaster University, Hamilton, Ontario. This term means to ejaculate without regard for your surroundings spontaneously and without regard for the safety of those around you, immediately following an arousing event.

"I just joned in my pants"

"After creeping her facebook for hours, Allan joned in his pants"

by Poonzai November 19, 2009

JONEAL

yes, but no. Something that always happens except when it doesn't. Its when you do your equations correct and you will always get this answer except when you don't. An answer you will always sometimes get, except for when you dont.

That was just a fucking JONEAL!!!

by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 4, 2009

Jone

Originating from McMaster University, Hamilton, Ontario. This term means to ejaculate spontaneously without regard for your surroundings and with complete disregard for the safety of others around you, immediately following an arousing event.

"I just joned"
"After creeping her facebook for hours, he joned in his pants"

by Poonzai November 19, 2009