Joink

Verb - An action that when marked by the exclamation of the word in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers absolute, inarguable, legal ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

For the joink to be valid, the joinker must fully remove the joinked object/subject (oh yes, it is doable, but only the bravest dare even attempt to pull off a subject-joink) from the joinkee. Like between swords in a Devil's Threesome, there must be NO contact between the joinkee and joinked object/subject for the joink to be valid.

"-Gods damn it!
I cherished my dane axe, but I had to forge a new one when my brother came out of nowhere and joyfully exclaimed, "JOINK!" while taking it from my belt before I could react.
Now I can't even axe him to get it back to me!"

by LepraBoy June 10, 2014

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Joink

The type of person that when they walk into a room looks huggable. - Key & Peele (on Hot Ones)

He came in looking like a joink and I had to hug him.

by KingGeorgeVI'95 June 26, 2018

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jew joint

A business owned by jews that caters to low income black customers. Jew Joints typically sell Zoot Suits, wing tipped shoes, gold chains, and other assorted pimp paraphernalia.

" Dat's right Lamont, I gotsta gets me an eggplant colored suit fo da prom dis weekend. I better gets my ass down to the jew joints!"

by poontang June 30, 2006

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Joint Point

In the northeastern corner of Schenley High School, a smell of weed like no other provides comfort for the students as they go about their day. Due to the spectacularly strong aromas that always fill the boy and girl bathrooms surrounding that corner, it has recently been dubbed joint point, and is now the official title of that specific corner used by all students. Recently the bathrooms that this smell originates in, have had their doors chained open allowing the smell to be even stronger and more inviting.

Johny Biggs strolled past joint point and got a good whiff of pure comfort, ensuring today is going to be a good day for Johny Biggs.

by Sara Hannah April 13, 2008

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joint

a cigarette roled that contains ganja. When smoked results in complete relaxation, and the general desire to do absolutly nothing. Will also unleash ur most random inner thoughts and theories on life.

A Joint will help u through times of no money far better than money will help you throught times of no joint.

by Filisgod March 8, 2004

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