Johnathan is a real shady shadester. Trust him, pffft— NEVER. He’s the type of guy that will turn wine into water, and marijuana into oregano. He’s full of hijinks and tomfoolery, none of which you want to get involved in. Sure, he seems like a trustworthy fellow, his common name even alludes to that, but it’s the spelling that throws the massive curveball and makes all the difference. Watch your back, and your front, because that twinkle in his eye doesn’t mean he’s sweet on you, it means he’s about to hustle you and you’ve already fallen for it. How bittersweet.
You woke up and your identity was stolen, and dignity is missing?! He totally pulled a Johnathan on you.
by P3nny May 3, 2018
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by Alyssa Ashcloud July 7, 2018
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I can't STAND that Johner, so i can't!
by UnwelcomeDickUpMyAss March 19, 2020
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1# oh wow you’re pregnant?
Yeah I hope she wont be a Johna
2# You shouldve seen her last night! She was a real Johna
Yeah I hope she wont be a Johna
2# You shouldve seen her last night! She was a real Johna
by Dibdabdebby May 23, 2020
Get the Johna mug.The french femine version of John. In Spanish it is pronounced "Juana" for "Juana" is the femine version of John (Juan) in Spanish.
by Grandma's Left Arm March 8, 2011
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by JohnAss January 4, 2015
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she is very full of personality and is very bubbly. she will stop at nothing to make a person laugh by doing goofy things. she tends on getting her own way.she is also very beautiful inside and out and is a people's person willing to make friends at any time. if you ever me a jahnari you will have the most epic friendship
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