Joana

Joana is an awesome bitch. Don't mess with her. She also is your big tiddy goth gf. ;)

She is usually introverted, but as soon as this girl gets some alcohol into her small baby ass hands, she turns into the sassiest horny satan bitch you'll ever met. She would probably rob a bank when she is drunk. Also she hates her Ex-Boyfriends, so if you are one of them, you should run.

Lisa: Joana? She just an awesome bitch.

Joana: thanks, I know.

Joana by JJTheSatan April 8, 2019

Dirty Johanna 

When you insert carrots in both of your girlfriend's ears naked so she looks like a ginger and then throw her of a bridge.

Bro, I did the Dirty Johanna with my girlfriend last night.

Dirty Johanna by WormsAreCool July 6, 2021

Johanne 

English spelling of the name Johanna reserved for hot girls who normally have a wild side that every guy falls in love with.

Omg dude did you see the hot girl dancing on the bar she was totally a Johanne.

Wow man i wish my girlfriend was a johanne

Johanne by phillip the monkey March 22, 2011

Johan 

1. Johan means to act super fly or cool.

Oh my god, look at that guy... He's such a johan!

Johan by Marlon Wood September 23, 2007

Joana

Brazilian girl who’s always salty

“Shut the fuck up” - Joana, everyday

Joana by Your mom in tanga November 2, 2017

joeana 

Joeana is the most wonderful girl you will ever find. She can act like a little child sometimes but has the most pure heart you will find. She values what she has and if she has good intentions towards you she will let you know. A quote that really gotta her is, “Acknowledge that you have me because when you lose me you will know what you missed” she is one of the prettiest girls you will find. She will make your day go from a 1 to a 10 with just her smile. I wish there were more girls like her.

Wow! Joeana is such a beautiful girl!

joeana by Acknowledge November 1, 2018

scarlett johannson 

She's hot. She's so hot that if I were a lesbian I would make sweet, sweet love to her.

Scarlett Johannson turned me on greatly in Ghost World.

scarlett johannson by warped columbia February 21, 2004